Sugqueegsad Hinyak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating fly.

Sugqueegsad Hinyak created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugqueegsad Hinyak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugqueegsad Hinyak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sugqueegsad Hinyak's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sugqueegsad Hinyak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never gather seven tapirs in one place.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

4. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

5. Never touch water while unclean.