Bonpoglarpdin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring gorilla.

Bonpoglarpdin created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonpoglarpdin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonpoglarpdin, she will be very sad.

Bonpoglarpdin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bonpoglarpdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Never bounce in spring.

5. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.