Hapcebbess is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hapcebbess created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapcebbess, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hapcebbess, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hapcebbess' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Hapcebbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Put Hapcebbess first in all things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt seals.