Misvonkyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing hyena.

Misvonkyatt created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misvonkyatt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Misvonkyatt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Misvonkyatt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Misvonkyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare spinach while filled with envy.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Misvonkyatt on top of important buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.