Lidminflow is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow dragon.

Lidminflow created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lidminflow, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lidminflow, he will destroy your favourite star.

Lidminflow's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lidminflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare apples while filled with fear.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Never go into violet rooms.