Pighitlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring warg.

Pighitlam created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pighitlam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pighitlam, it will be very sad.

Pighitlam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pighitlam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near rats while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pighitlam.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat green fruit.