Nulbudmad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain troll.

Nulbudmad created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nulbudmad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nulbudmad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nulbudmad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nulbudmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.