Jenbimwaptipbinham is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, caring faun.

Jenbimwaptipbinham created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbimwaptipbinham, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jenbimwaptipbinham, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jenbimwaptipbinham's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jenbimwaptipbinham's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear tights marked with cyan.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing violet coats and balancing eight silicon spheres on your back.