Farbunlen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous gorilla.

Farbunlen created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farbunlen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farbunlen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Farbunlen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Farbunlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing trousers.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Always wear yellow.