Dobripdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing beaver.

Dobripdoss created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dobripdoss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobripdoss, he will turn you into a tree.

Dobripdoss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dobripdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never mark doors with cyan.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.