Quillxenbell is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome mole.

Quillxenbell created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quillxenbell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quillxenbell, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Quillxenbell's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quillxenbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

2. Run away from blue cats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear shorts marked with gray.

4. Do not place cherries upon stone.

5. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.