Siszancin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, annoying dog.

Siszancin created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Siszancin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Siszancin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Siszancin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Siszancin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the south.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never speak the names of moons aloud.