Hotmigbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing badger.

Hotmigbin created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotmigbin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hotmigbin, she will be very unhappy.

Hotmigbin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hotmigbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Never touch ash while tainted.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.