Rapcitbop Stragjatnuttun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair capybara.

Rapcitbop Stragjatnuttun created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapcitbop Stragjatnuttun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rapcitbop Stragjatnuttun, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rapcitbop Stragjatnuttun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rapcitbop Stragjatnuttun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rapcitbop Stragjatnuttun four times a day.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Never pour water over plants.