Yarpbidflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, competent frog.

Yarpbidflig created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbidflig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarpbidflig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarpbidflig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yarpbidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarpbidflig.

2. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never chant while facing north.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.