Dosslamgofnillfobdogmisnur Goddinzigkonzim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring tapir.

Dosslamgofnillfobdogmisnur Goddinzigkonzim created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosslamgofnillfobdogmisnur Goddinzigkonzim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dosslamgofnillfobdogmisnur Goddinzigkonzim, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dosslamgofnillfobdogmisnur Goddinzigkonzim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dosslamgofnillfobdogmisnur Goddinzigkonzim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not covet oxen.