Gunontcadlanzenwigdogtal is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving otter.

Gunontcadlanzenwigdogtal created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunontcadlanzenwigdogtal, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gunontcadlanzenwigdogtal, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gunontcadlanzenwigdogtal's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gunontcadlanzenwigdogtal's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gunontcadlanzenwigdogtal in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

5. Never hurt snakes.