Yamnurtfagbasshomgep is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring gnu.

Yamnurtfagbasshomgep created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yamnurtfagbasshomgep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yamnurtfagbasshomgep, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yamnurtfagbasshomgep's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yamnurtfagbasshomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.