Kimwegdin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil cobra.

Kimwegdin created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimwegdin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kimwegdin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kimwegdin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kimwegdin's Holy Commandments

1. Kimwegdin loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

4. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Never adorn your feet with gray markings.