Cangodraglen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless pigeon.

Cangodraglen created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cangodraglen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cangodraglen, it will think nothing of it.

Cangodraglen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cangodraglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine tortoises in a large pit.

2. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Put Cangodraglen first in all things.