Gubappbum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, egotistical tapir.

Gubappbum created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubappbum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubappbum, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gubappbum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gubappbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing east.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Always look after injured snakes.