Mappoghot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented mouse.

Mappoghot created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mappoghot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mappoghot, it will not care at all.

Mappoghot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mappoghot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never laugh in the presence of voles.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.