Popraktag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, deceitful cobra.

Popraktag created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popraktag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Popraktag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Popraktag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Popraktag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed lots of limes to aardvarks while wearing orange rings.