Bidhincip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bidhincip created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidhincip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bidhincip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bidhincip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bidhincip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bidhincip on top of all buildings.

3. Never gather three pigs in one place.

4. Never mix peanuts with blood.

5. Never eat bark.