Nib is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical toad.

Nib created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nib, he will turn you into a rat.

Nib's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Never chant in spring.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never remain bowed at dawn.