Botstipdum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane toad.

Botstipdum created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Botstipdum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Botstipdum, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Botstipdum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Botstipdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts on holy days.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never travel toward the west during spring.

5. Do not shave your face.