Stigrulcun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable octopus.

Stigrulcun created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigrulcun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigrulcun, it will boil you in a big pot.

Stigrulcun's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Stigrulcun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not wear trousers marked with mauve.