Volnuthit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, confident hydra.

Volnuthit created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Volnuthit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volnuthit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Volnuthit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Volnuthit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.