Citfedflig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart aardvark.

Citfedflig created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citfedflig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Citfedflig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Citfedflig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Citfedflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shoes.

2. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing corsets.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.