Himtarglin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, astonishing bird.

Himtarglin created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Himtarglin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Himtarglin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Himtarglin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Himtarglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Do not prepare peas while filled with anger.

3. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

4. Never mix pineapples with oil.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.