Vadquillsog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, duplicitous capybara.

Vadquillsog created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadquillsog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadquillsog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vadquillsog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vadquillsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in summer.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vadquillsog on top of all buildings.

5. Never travel toward the east during spring.