Himnullgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful horse.

Himnullgeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnullgeb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himnullgeb, he will strike you with lightening.

Himnullgeb's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Himnullgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.