Yimnadab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, capable jaguar.

Yimnadab created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimnadab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yimnadab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yimnadab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yimnadab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always pray immersed in water.