Zigmip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered crane.

Zigmip created water two years ago.

If you believe in Zigmip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zigmip, he will turn you into a worm.

Zigmip's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zigmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigmip.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.