Saftipdun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud sheep.

Saftipdun created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Saftipdun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Saftipdun, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Saftipdun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Saftipdun's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never remain prostrate at midday.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with seals.