Wangenpid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful scorpion.

Wangenpid created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wangenpid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wangenpid, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wangenpid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wangenpid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wangenpid on top of all buildings.

2. Do not keep nine doves in a large pit.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never touch oil while unclean.

5. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.