Kankemtail Dubpod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing chinchilla.

Kankemtail Dubpod created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kankemtail Dubpod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kankemtail Dubpod, she will laugh at you.

Kankemtail Dubpod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kankemtail Dubpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

5. Do not make images of living things.