Wodbodlam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced bee.

Wodbodlam created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbodlam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodbodlam, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wodbodlam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wodbodlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.