Bafgonjadnartstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful yak.

Bafgonjadnartstaf created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgonjadnartstaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafgonjadnartstaf, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bafgonjadnartstaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bafgonjadnartstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Never talk about comets.