Lipratcan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing sheep.

Lipratcan created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipratcan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lipratcan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lipratcan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lipratcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.