Stipyarpget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fussy salamander.

Stipyarpget created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipyarpget, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipyarpget, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stipyarpget's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stipyarpget's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Stipyarpget in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never think about optics near seals while wearing brown shorts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.