Hakhugwip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient dog.

Hakhugwip created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakhugwip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hakhugwip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hakhugwip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hakhugwip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.