Ratgutrip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring centipede.

Ratgutrip created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgutrip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ratgutrip, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ratgutrip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ratgutrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

4. You must pray to Ratgutrip nine times a day.

5. Always look after injured ducks.