Nillcatartfagmabgigjadstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient jellyfish.

Nillcatartfagmabgigjadstaf created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcatartfagmabgigjadstaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillcatartfagmabgigjadstaf, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nillcatartfagmabgigjadstaf's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nillcatartfagmabgigjadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Never talk about dark energy near sheep while wearing green ear rings.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

5. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.