Yaknilcub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered raccoon.

Yaknilcub created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Yaknilcub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yaknilcub, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yaknilcub's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yaknilcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never touch water while unclean.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not record numbers concerning planets.