Bamlittik is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, happy donkey.

Bamlittik created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamlittik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bamlittik, it will send you a sign.

Bamlittik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bamlittik's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

2. Always store beans above ground.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.