Megbadquim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating rhinoceros.

Megbadquim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Megbadquim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megbadquim, it will not care.

Megbadquim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Megbadquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never travel toward the north during winter.

5. Never eat green fruit.