Linfiggof is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional fish.

Linfiggof created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Linfiggof, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Linfiggof, she will turn you into a goat.

Linfiggof's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Linfiggof's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mix onions with ash.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Retreat if six shrews approach from the east.

5. Always help sick sharks.