Nabmigquart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient rhinoceros.

Nabmigquart created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Nabmigquart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabmigquart, he will turn you into a frog.

Nabmigquart's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nabmigquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to sheep while wearing white coats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not travel during spring.