Fotcamjadcud is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome dog.

Fotcamjadcud created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fotcamjadcud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fotcamjadcud, it will make you grow a tail.

Fotcamjadcud's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fotcamjadcud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never chant near great tits.

4. Never prepare gooseberries during spring.

5. Never look in ponds.